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The CostHow in the hell was she supposed to be able to fight laugh lines, crows feet, her ever widening ass, her poochy tummy, and her greying hair? Emily seriously wondered the answers to all those questions as she stared blankly at the figure before her in her bathroom mirror. “Oh yeah I forgot you saggy bastards” she said aloud as she cupped her breasts in her hands and let them fall flat against her body.She sighed, short of having a lot of very expensive work done there wasn’t a lot of options for her to turn back the clock. Emily was convinced that just a month before her 40th birthday she was used up. Her best days were behind her. Of course that could just be her wide ass, it was hard for her to tell sometimes since she was pretty sure she could see it out of the corner of her eyes without really turning around.Knocks from the bedroom door were telling her that her husband Richard was ready to leave and that he wanted his customary kiss and to leave her alone with t